Retirement Gifts – Does this shirt make me look retired-TH

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester, Imported, Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat, Great retirement gift for dad mom grandpa or grandma they have hit retirement and want to let the world know, Wear this shirt proudly at the retirement party family event around the house or around the world, Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem